Ramshackle Glam by Jordan Reid

Ramshackle Glam by Jordan Reid

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A few days ago, I had my breast implants removed. What they found was...horrifying.

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Jordan Reid
Jun 17, 2026
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Ten years ago, after two babies, I decided to get breast implants (the original story/video is here.) Then, during last year’s hospital drama, I heard one of the doctors say in passing that she thought one of the implants might have ruptured. I’d gained weight in my breasts that had more or less obscured the implants completely — I couldn’t even really find them — and wasn’t sure I’d even heard her correctly (see: drugs), but eventually I did end up making an appointment and…well…yikes. You can see for yourself (but be forewarned: I show you in very graphic detail what they found).

Consider this your PSA, ladies.

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